Wow… the play was over 13 days ago and I’m still trying to adjust. Can’t quite get back into the swing of things they way they were before I got Vagina Fever. I miss all my vagina friends like crazy and while I’ve been trying to put my head down and plow through the work I need to do for VAGG I just don’t have the brain power.
Probably because my brain sounds like this: “Ok. Must get serious. Must get to work. Oh… what’s that? My closet is so messy. Eeek! Let’s clean out the closet. Ok. Closet clean now I can get back to work. What? Ryan Gosling has a band? Oooh he’s dreamy. What a talented actor. Let’s see what he’s working on next. Ok. Seriously. Do some work. Man … my desk is messy. Let’s clean it and then I’ll be able to concentrate. What? I got an e-mail from Afra. Let’s chat back and forth. NO! Get to work. I wonder if anyone has messaged me on facebook. Oh look someone posted photos….”
Seriously… I need help. Vagina fever has messed me up!
Hey!!! Woman!!! Get in that @#$%ing kitchen, and make me a @#$%ing book!
Er, I mean … Procrastination gets the best of us all sometimes … You’ll get your groove back, Stella. Don’tchu worry ’bout a thing.
xo.
PS: Include a Nanaimo Bar recipe, please. If you loved me, you’d do it.
Give yourself some time to catch your breath! You’ve just worked your ass off then been ill.
Take some time to get really better and pretty soon you’ll feel like putting your head down and getting things done again.
Interesting. I have a Ryan Gosling hairdo, well, when I comb it. Seriously, it’s really the first time I ever brought an image to my barber and said, “Make my hair look like his.” It was a hipster barbershop and she laughed. I guess it didn’t help that I had a photo of Ryan Gosling from GQ Magazine. I had to choose a hair cut that was “professional” yet showed that I refuse to “work for the man”
haaaaa i like aiding your procrastination.